Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunately my mom bought me a snake,

Unfortunately he ate a cat,

Fortunately the cat wasn’t mine,

Unfortunately it was my sister’s,

Fortunately my snake wasn’t hungry,

Unfortunately he wasn’t hungry because he ate my dads car,

Fortunately my dad has another car,

Unfortunately it ate that one too,

Fortunately it didn’t eat my bike,

Unfortunately we had to get the Humane Society and it was 15 miles away,

Fortunately I can bike fast,

Unfortunately I underestimated 15 miles and it took me 4 hours,

Fortunately the Humane Society was still open,

Unfortunately their van broke down,

Fortunately I still had space on my bike,

Unfortunately the ride back was uphill,

Fortunately there was only 5 other people on my bike,

Unfortunately by the time we got there the snake ate my family,

Fortunately I got to keep my snake,

Unfortunately my snake ate me!

Anand Kalliath

October 1996

Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately I was grounded
Unfortunately for life
Fortunately I couldn’t go anywhere
Unfortunately I tried to sneak out
Fortunately I fell down the steps
Unfortunately I was at the hospital
Fortunately I looked a mess
Unfortunately I didn’t have any hygiene products
Fortunately I stink
Unfortunately I’m out of the hospital
Fortunately I got to wear a cast
Unfortunately I had to go to school
Fortunately I couldn’t attend class activities
Unfortunately I got off punishment
Fortunately I got suspended
Unfortunately I’m back on punishment
Fortunately I missed out on New Year’s dance at school
Unfortunately I can’t dance
Fortunately my cast is off
Unfortunately it’s put back on
Fortunately cause my leg is still broken

Breionna Davis

Gym

Unfortunately- I have gym today.
Fortunately- I brought my gym shorts.
Unfortunately- I have asthma.
Fortunately- I got my inhaler.
Unfortunately- It’s empty.
Fortunately- I can sit out for gym.
Unfortunately- That’ll affect my grade.
Fortunately- I can use an inhaler form Mr. Washington.
Unfortunately- The gym teacher won’t let me go.
Fortunately- I can take it before I go to gym.
Unfortunately- If I’m not wheezing I get a headache.
Fortunately- I can ignore that headache.
Unfortunately- It last a long time.
Fortunately- We already did the mile run.
Unfortunately- We still have to run around the gym.
Fortunately- I can do that.
Unfortunately- It makes my sides hurt.
Fortunately- I’ll rest after that.
Unfortunately- My sides will still hurt.
Fortunately- Gym is only one hour.

Angel Echevarria

Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately I got a computer

Unfortunately I broke it

Fortunately I went to the movies and come out to get popcorn

Unfortunately I don’t have a stub

Fortunately I went to the mall

Unfortunately I don’t have any money

Fortunately I have a car

Unfortunately I don’t have insurance

Fortunately I want to be a cheerleader

Unfortunately I broke my leg

Fortunately I bought some clothes and put in the closet

Unfortunately a moth ate holes in it

Fortunately I took my dog for a walk

Unfortunately he ran in the streets and got ran over

Fortunately I love him

Unfortunately he hates me

Fortunately I have a house

Unfortunately it got burned down

Fortunately today is year picture day

Unfortunately I have a huge pimple on my face

Ashaunta Ford